The day is finally here! Get ready to get your teeth – false or otherwise – into Star Inferno™ book three! Flame is here! And it’s going to set you on fire faster than if you accidentally took a bath in gasoline, then decided to light that sparkler leftover from your Aunt’s birthday party.
The normal price for the book will be $5.99, but because you are one of Hadwin’s Special People, I’m going to let you have it for a special launch day price of only $2.99! That’s a saving of almost 50% (assuming my maths is still as sharp as ever)!
Hurry! Buy now! Don’t put it off until later! You might forget and lose yourself $3! Think of everything you could buy with $3! A new toothbrush! A pair of glow-in-the-dark shoelaces! A miniature beret for your pet turkey! The possibilities are endless!
Buy now! Don’t think about it! Just buy! There’s a good human!